21 7 / 2023
I made this on my phone’s default photo app which only has one font
I made this on my
phone’s default photo app which
only has one font
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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21 7 / 2023
Woke veggie tales would have. Rhubarb’s drag race. Is that anything
rhubarb’s drag race is everything to me
Oh my God
You two have joint ownership of this post now
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20 7 / 2023
ALL includes making a supersonic woman out of you. ☺️ 💖💜💙
[ID: Two image; both of them are memes referencing Queen songs.
1st - A “red button choices” meme. In the first panel, a person’s hand is hovering over a machine that has a three (in this one) large red buttons on it. The machine is labelled, “I Want To”, and the buttons are labelled ‘break free’, ‘ride my bicycle’, and ‘make a supersonic man out of you’.
The second panel is a cartoon drawing of Freddie Mercury looking nervous and using a facecloth to wipe sweat off his forehead.2nd - A “cat plays the bongos” meme. The first panel is a blurry close-up of a line-drawing cat with a small smile on their kitty face. They’re holding both their front paws up. Pasted over their is “I want it”.
The second panel shows them slamming their paws on two large red buttons that match the ones from the first meme. The buttons are labelled “All” in large letters./End ID].
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20 7 / 2023
my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass
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20 7 / 2023
do NOT get into fibre arts!!!! you try one and then all of a sudden you have 10 hobbies and wanna try 10 more
yessss… yes
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20 7 / 2023
Basil the angel returning to some old bad habits
Originally posted April 12, 2023
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20 7 / 2023
man the site that used to be full of people horny for the onceler now getting really hyped about tree law is some serious poetic irony
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